She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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