theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
