Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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