They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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