I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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