I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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