this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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