Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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