You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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