So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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