HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
try to milk me bitch
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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