I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
