shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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