I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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