She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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