Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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