her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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