Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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