"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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