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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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