it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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