You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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