I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
do herpes really smell.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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