good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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