i think my mom watched the whole time
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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