Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Randomize
