i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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