So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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