just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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