I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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