"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Randomize
