Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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