at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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