none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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