Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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