alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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