I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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