Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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