drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
People in love make me want to vomit
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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