Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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