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(469): View more from Texas

is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?

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(540): View more from Virginia

And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...

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(937): View more from Ohio

A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now

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(318): View more from Louisiana

If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.

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(516): View more from New York

How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?

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(916): View more from California

She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"

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(678): View more from Georgia

Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before

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