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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?

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Stay away from his face.

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so i go for his dick?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!

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(601): View more from Mississippi

is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?

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(214): View more from Texas

I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Ask politely.

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Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?

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Thats good enough.

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(301): View more from Maryland

We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.

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(510): View more from California

Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?

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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.

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(224): View more from Illinois

My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"

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