Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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