She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah