ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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