Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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