forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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