just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Shame - the story of my life.
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