"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I know her cup size but not her name....
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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