is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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