Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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