I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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