i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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