im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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