guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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