So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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